"So Yuri", the local commisar asked, "why do you want to emigrate to the west? Don't you like your job our government gave you?" "I have no complaints" "Yuri, maybe it's your apartment our exalted leader gave you. You don't like it?" "I have no complaints." "It's your wife, isn't it, Yuri? You don't like the wife our local committee chose for you?" I HAVE no complaints." "Then Yuri, why do you want to emigrate to the west?" "Because THERE, I can have complaints!" Remember to VOTE next Tuesday. Complaining is the right of every American... WHEN THEY VOTE!