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Discussion in 'Social Club' started by xxx, Jan 30, 2006.
Words of wisdom my man...... some words of wisdom please.....:soapbox::soapbox:
I'll give him one to start with...
"Ya can't swing a dead cat without hittin' a redneck in this place!!!"
Hate to give away my age & all, But Henny Youngman always cracked me up....
So here's a couple from the master:
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Here's another ALL time classic for us married folk...
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
For my word of wisdom, Please refer to my signature line!
Yeah no kidding fraz........just like ALL words of wisdom the "words" are the easy part.........the livin it is the hard part.
You are DAM right!
Good god......the moderatorette agrees with me........I better write it the h3ll down. You know what they say about a cold day in h3ll.
Well it just happened. So get the pen and paper out!
Won't do me no good........my fingers are nearly wore out from typing..........
Man oh Man...... I bet you two were stressed out not having a place to play............:rotfl::rotfl::wave::wave:
MrB as I have said before this is my Happy Place! I was needing a bit of happy today!
There ya go frazz.........words of wisdom..............it was MWT's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks you MrB!
DSG's is at the bottom of a bottle of 101, he visit's there quite often I hear...
Probably was a cold day in hell. Did you know there really is a city named hell? It's in Michigan. So yes, hell does freeze over.
Link to HELL
She just did it because she knows these posts will disappear when the site is reinstalled:rotfl::rotfl:
Your being pretty clever there Crystalop:
Well I figured that there will be NO evidence if I agree here!