Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs

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  1. Buckngator

    Buckngator New Member

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    Mar 28, 2009
    1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'
    all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to
    copulate me."

    2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
    I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

    3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own
    mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd
    run over Joe's Mom, too."

    4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
    "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

    5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody
    in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
    Einstein."

    6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I'm going to
    graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)

    7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up
    alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and
    then line up in a circle."

    8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would
    anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."

    9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, when asked why he keeps
    a color photo of himself above his locker: That's so when I forget how
    to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

    10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan regime of
    heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up six o'clock in the
    morning, regardless of what time it is."

    11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to
    Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's
    expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an
    aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature even in January)

    12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,
    'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I
    don't know and I don't care."

    13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he
    told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like
    you're spending too much time on one subject."

    14. Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob
    Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:
    "Because she is too damn ugly to kiss good-bye.."

    15. Bobby Bowden, Florida States football coach, when asked why he didn't
    invest in condos, said, "I am too old to use them now."
     
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    Sep 30, 2008
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  3. Satch

    Satch Senior Member

    Aug 5, 2008
    Central MO
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    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
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