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The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the ojects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
 

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Hittin the peyote again there BJ?:thinking:
 

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Any number of contending discourses may be discovered
within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each
interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be
discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DARNIT, DEAD!
 

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Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be
of its own free will.
 

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Originally posted by Big John
Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be
of its own free will.
Free-will or Determinism??:stirpot:
 

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Originally posted by Big John
Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be
of its own free will.
Chickens are hatched, not born.....:stickfight:
 

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Originally posted by Gakic24
Originally posted by Big John
Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be
of its own free will.
Free-will or Determinism??:stirpot:
That would depend on whether the chain of events leading back to the chickens birth can be directly connected to the event itself and, which came first the chicken or the egg......:stirpot:
 

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Originally posted by callaojoe
Originally posted by Big John
Because the external influences which had pervaded its
sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that
it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be
of its own free will.
Chickens are hatched, not born.....:stickfight:
Thus life exists at conception?.....:stirpot:
 

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Depends if the parents were Hedonistic....
Did they prefer pleasure over pain?:stirpot:
 

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I am an idiot... I don't know why I even posted to this thread...:roll2:

After 5 years I should know better....:stickfight:

Please disregard any comments I had made in this thread, leading up to this last post....:peepwall:
 

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Originally posted by callaojoe
I am an idiot... I don't know why I even posted to this thread...:roll2:

After 5 years I should know better....:stickfight:

Please disregard any comments I had made in this thread, leading up to this last post....:peepwall:
YOu entered into a philosophical post with what I determined was a philosophical statement you seem to be doing alright at the moment.....
 

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Did the chicken cross the road or did the rotation of the earth move the road beneath the chicken?
 

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Originally posted by Gakic24
Depends if the parents were Hedonistic....
Did they prefer pleasure over pain?:stirpot:
If they thought about the difference between the two "pain or pleasure" they were not Hedonists, unless they derived self-gratification from the thought......
 

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Originally posted by caf4
Did the chicken cross the road or did the rotation of the earth move the road beneath the chicken?
As the chicken is moving at the same rate of speed the earth is the only way for the earth to effect the chickens movement would be to slow down faster than the chicken could compensate for and the chicken would have to be facing the same direction that the earth was turning when the event took place...
 

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Well I think it was more related to Demonological... There was some greater power beyond its control that made them cross the road..
The devil made em do it..:stirpot:
 

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I'm still workin on who would win in a fight between..........
 
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