What Johnny's dad does for a living.......

Discussion in 'Whitetails General' started by archer66, May 22, 2009.

  1. archer66

    archer66 5 shots 1 kill

    Jun 21, 2008
    Little Johnny is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when
    the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All
    the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
    The teacher noticed that little Johnny was being uncharacteristically
    quiet and so she asked him about his father.

    'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
    in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money.'
    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
    other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
    'No,' said Little Johnny, 'He plays for the Cubs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'
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  4. ducks1

    ducks1 New Member

    Feb 10, 2008

    BILLYGOAT New Member

    wheres my broom when i need it???sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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    hillbilly Senior Member

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