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With all the talk about where all the deer are,how we need to change our seasons,why the rut was so bad,what the correct spelling is for the plural of doe ect. I am wondering why Only The Best Hunter Ever hasn't spoke up on any of these subjects yet.
I for one think that we could learn alot from such a wise individual. We could really use your help OTBHE.
 

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If we can't get him to help,,,perhaps we can recruit jeff foxworthies side kick from the incomplete hunter:claphands:

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[rquote=1507511&tid=105135&author=henry] If we can't get him to help,,,perhaps we can recruit jeff foxworthies side kick from the incomplete hunter:claphands:

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Good Luck with that one:D I hear he is all booked up and it would take BIG$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to get him any way:bowing:
 

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I heard that Bass Pro Offered him $250,000 just to stand there!!!!!!
 

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I heard he had a bad season and was even doubting his own powers there for awhile. It took him 15 minutes after the season was open to kill a booner. Its the longest he's gone without killing one in 20 years.:hysterical: He was starting to think the neighbors had shot all of the 160 inch deer as soon as they crossed the fence and weren't leaving any for the book.:eek:

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[Edited on 12-12-2009 by henry]
 

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I don't think there is any doubt that he is the best hunter ever but we need him to share some of his knowledge. I suppose he may be busy looking for a deer worthy of his time but we need some guidance here. I would really like to know what he thinks of poachers.
 

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dang, you are starting to get people searching their own screen names. the internet might crash.:D
 

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I thought I had heard he moved to Tibet, and is helping the Dalai Lama document his Buddhist philosophy which he has helped divide into five categories: Prajnaparimita, the perfection of wisdom; Madhyamika, the philosophy of the middle Way; Vinaya, the canon of monastic discipline; Abidharma, metaphysics; and Pramana, logic and epistemology.

After that, they are going to open up a Waffle House in Alabama, and try to spread their philosophies to the good people of the American South. Of course, after that.... The Dalai, being the big golfer that he is, they are planning to play all the courses on the Robert Trent Jones trail, and he is planning to caddie for the Lama, as he is hoping to achieve total awareness on his deathbed..... Of course, these are all just rumors.....

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OTBHE is just another modest ducker, leave him alone.

You wont ever learn internet hunting unless you keep your mind open to his insight and other wise internet prophets.
 

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forgot the smiley. :D:D
 

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[rquote=1507725&tid=105135&author=rat]OTBHE is just another modest ducker, leave him alone.

dang i knew he was to good to be true :hysterical:
 

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Wish he'd get on. I can't seem to handle the deer wizz though. Don't know what it is about it but my stomach can't take it, and the deer seem to blow at me if I let'er fly off the deer stand. If I could take it, I'm sure that the deer would be calm as can be. In only the second greatest movie ever, "Beerfest", it is said that if you can drink rams piss, you can drink anything. I think that is the same for deer wizz. If OTBHE could enlighten us as to how to drink deer wizz with the perfection he has mastered, we could all kill deer and have a heck of a good time while doing it cause we'd be manly men. Not to mention that he can more than likely control the smell of hormones emitted by his body, if he wants to kill a buck he emits estrogen, and if he wants to kill a doe he more than likely emits testosterone. He is truly the best hunter ever, and as he has said before, we should all bow down to him cause we'll never measure up to him. :bowing: :trophy: :cheers: :stirpot:
 

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[rquote=1507720&tid=105135&author=callaojoe]I thought I had heard he moved to Tibet, and is helping the Dalai Lama document his Buddhist philosophy which he has helped divide into five categories: Prajnaparimita, the perfection of wisdom; Madhyamika, the philosophy of the middle Way; Vinaya, the canon of monastic discipline; Abidharma, metaphysics; and Pramana, logic and epistemology.

After that, they are going to open up a Waffle House in Alabama, and try to spread their philosophies to the good people of the American South. Of course, after that.... The Dalai, being the big golfer that he is, they are planning to play all the courses on the Robert Trent Jones trail, and he is planning to caddie for the Lama, as he is hoping to achieve total awareness on his deathbed..... Of course, these are all just rumors.....

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Sounds like he has perhaps moved on to bigger and better things as i'm sure when you can kill the biggest buck in the woods whenever you want it isn't as much fun.
Maybe we need to start a golfing forum so he can teach us how he gets all those aces.

[Edited on 12-12-2009 by Ozarks-Bowhunter]
 
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