Waht a salesman!

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Thayer, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. Thayer

    Thayer New Member

    Dec 17, 2005
    Imperial, Mo
    A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says " Yeah. I was a salesman back in Missouri." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one?! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

    The kid says "$101,237.65". The boss says "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell? The kid says, "First, I sold him a small! fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

    The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

    The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.:rotfl:
  2. MoBowman

    MoBowman Active Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Lee's Summit

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  3. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
  4. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :bangin: :hysterical:
  5. Cherokee

    Cherokee Active Member

    Feb 5, 2005
    That's a good one Thayer!
  6. Chase635

    Chase635 New Member

    Feb 16, 2005
  7. OA3D

    OA3D New Member

    Jun 10, 2005
  8. spm26191

    spm26191 New Member

    Oct 13, 2005
    Mexico, MO
    Now there's a salesman.:hysterical:
  9. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
  10. Woods

    Woods Cooyon, Back from NOLA

  11. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002