Underwear Dust

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by CoHunter, May 28, 2009.

  1. CoHunter

    CoHunter New Member

    May 19, 2007
    Colorado
    One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the H*@* is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

    She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !
     
  2. SHORTSHOT

    SHORTSHOT Active Member

    Feb 24, 2009
    KANSAS CITY
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  3. mohunter32

    mohunter32 Senior Member Lifetime Supporting Member

    Jan 15, 2005
    Franklin Co, MO
  4. deadeye5

    deadeye5 Active Member

    Sep 30, 2008
    Kcmo
  5. blevely

    blevely White Board Man

    Jul 15, 2004
    Here and There
    First part was hilarious, second part not funny, not funny at all.:D
     
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  7. glennasher1

    glennasher1 Well-Known Member

    Sep 16, 2004
    Radcliff, KY
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  8. TAB

    TAB Active Member

    Jun 18, 2007
    Southern Illinois
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  9. MrsRebel

    MrsRebel New Member

    Sep 22, 2006
    Ozark, MO
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  10. marshallgrn

    marshallgrn New Member

    Apr 20, 2008
    in hiding
    howd that make you feel when she told you that? :peepwall:
     
  11. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    mexico,mo.
  12. Chairman

    Chairman Senior Member

    Dec 2, 2002
    Henry County
  13. Gamegetter

    Gamegetter Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2004
  14. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
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