Two Irish Men

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by GimpHunter, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. GimpHunter

    GimpHunter New Member

    Oct 4, 2003
    Tamms, Illinois
    Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
    The other guys responds proudly, "Yes, that I am."
    The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Ireland might you be?"
    The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
    The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
    The other guys says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
    The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
    The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
    The first guy gets really excited and say! s, :And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
    The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
    The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 too."
    About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
    The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
    The woman asks, "Why do you say that?"
    The bartender replies, "The Ryan twins are drunk again."
  2. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    LMFAO and the Carrol klan thank you for the humor.

    May your glass be ever full.

    May the roof over your head be always strong.

    And may you be in heaven

    half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

  3. JackJr

    JackJr New Member

    Nov 30, 2002
    Land Of BLAHS

  4. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: Good one
  5. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
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