Trust a Pilot

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Buckngator, May 26, 2009.

  1. Buckngator

    Buckngator New Member

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    Mar 28, 2009
    During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
    The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related impedimenta.
    When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"
    Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
    The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum."
     

  2. mrb

    mrb New Member

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  3. tometusns

    tometusns New Member

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  4. venatic

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  5. Gamegetter

    Gamegetter Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2004
    Figured nick would get a kick out of that one. :claphands:
     
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    Swamp Fox New Member

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    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
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