Tickle me elmo

Discussion in 'MWT Community Bulletin Board' started by semodeerhunter, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. semodeerhunter

    semodeerhunter New Member

    Dec 25, 2002
    perryville mo
    There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.
    The Toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.

    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
    reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

    The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
    door. >The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door
    and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she
    is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire
    production line behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the
    two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is
    so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
    and they're really beginning to pile-up.

    At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by
    mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric
    and a huge bag of small marbles.

    The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
    wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
    between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
    of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

    "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
    "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday ...






    Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. '
     
  2. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    LOL.. should've seen that punchline coming.
     

  3. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    OMG your on it today :hysterical:
     
  4. :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  5. Rebel2

    Rebel2 Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2003
    Ozark, MO
    :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: awesome
     
  6. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    MO
    That's great!!
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: