This is funnie------

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by PMan, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. PMan

    PMan Retired

    Dec 3, 2002
    A west Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

    The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

    The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area i n an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he
    receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a

    Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
    miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."

    "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of
    the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

    The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

    "You're a consultant for the National Democratic Party." says the cowboy.

    "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

    "No guessing required," answered the cowboy.

    "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you
    want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business. ... "Now give me back my dog."

  2. JackJr

    JackJr New Member

    Nov 30, 2002
    Land Of BLAHS


  3. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  4. MoBowman

    MoBowman Active Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Lee's Summit

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  5. riverbottomhunter

    riverbottomhunter Well-Known Member

    Sep 27, 2005
    Chariton Co.
    :rotfl::rotfl: Have to say I laughed out loud on that one.
  6. JarJar

    JarJar New Member

    Sep 27, 2005
  7. Mathews1cam

    Mathews1cam Senior Member

    Aug 4, 2004
  8. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
  9. Lynette

    Lynette Member

    Oct 18, 2005
  10. Hoytshooter

    Hoytshooter Active Member

    Mar 7, 2005
    Small Buck, MO
  11. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
  12. battman1

    battman1 Active Member

    Jan 29, 2007
    Ray Co. Mo.
    Still chucklen.
  13. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  14. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
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    MizzouAg New Member