things I wonder about

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by hunter7x, Mar 2, 2006.

  1. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002
    Mind Boggling Questions

    Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about.

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
  2. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    dude if you wonder about all that stuff you need a hobbie;)

  3. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    Hope so. Almost always in some form of camo.........:cheers:
  4. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002
    Dude it's what happen between hunting seasons !!! :pop:
  5. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    Steve, we need to find you another hobby!
  6. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002
  7. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    We will see what we can figure out for ya........and special intrest we should be aware of before looking for a hobby for you?

    *******Ok everyone.....we are all gonna have to put our heads together here and find Ol' Steve something to do with his spare time.
  8. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002
    LMAO where is DSG ?
  9. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    I got an answer for the second one...

    Try clearing the deep-end buoy from the high dive when you are about 12 yrs old and have everything make it but the ol family jewels...

    Yep..pretty sure you can cry under water.
  10. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    DSG.....has stepped out of the building for a bit!
  11. henry

    henry Fan Boy aka Mr Twisty and

    Did they find them in the pool filter????????:rotfl:

  12. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Still aint foundem!! lol