The story:
As we left the house I asked"do you have to go potty?"(my son is 4). Of course the answer is "no". It is a fifteen minute drive to "our" land. I get to the first feeder and he says "dad I have to go potty"
"well you can't go here next to the feeder. Go down by the quad and go".
So as I finish, I look down through the trees and all I see is bright white. So I had the same thought as some as you; first girlfriend to the house and picture is coming out.
And I did ask "you didn't pee on my tire did you?"
He stated "no" as like that was a dumb question.