The Cat

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Ginger, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. Ginger

    Ginger Administrator Staff Member

    Nov 23, 2003
    Chariton County
    You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...A couple
    was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on, and covered their pet
    parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
    They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
    the bird.
    The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
    Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver
    that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say
    good-bye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid (beep) was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come
    out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

    The cab driver hit a parked car.
  2. JMAC

    JMAC Senior Member

    Aug 31, 2005
    Cole County
    :hysterical::hysterical: That's pretty funny!