Terrorists have kidnapped.....

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Bowpredator, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. Bowpredator

    Bowpredator New Member

    Jul 24, 2003
    Licking Missouri
    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
    and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry,
    Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They're asking for a $10 million in
    ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them
    on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a gallon ..."

  2. Hayzer

    Hayzer New Member

    I'd offer a few gallons.

  3. MoBowman

    MoBowman Active Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Lee's Summit
    I've got a match:hysterical::hysterical:

    MoBowman ```---------->
  4. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    MoBo that was great I about spit this Coke all over the screen!
  5. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  6. riverbottomhunter

    riverbottomhunter Well-Known Member

    Sep 27, 2005
    Chariton Co.