Talking Frog

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by shortmag, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. shortmag

    shortmag New Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    Two old fellas were sitting on the porch in their rocking chairs on the front porch just reflecting on the wonderful full lives they've had.

    Up hops a frog, looks at them and says "Please help, I'm really a beautiful princess cursed by an evil witch that turned me into this disgusting frog."

    Looking at disbelief at one another Tom turns back to the frog and says "excuse me"

    "please help me, if you would only kiss me on the mouth, I would turn back into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I would be eternally indebted to you. I would fulfill all of your most important needs. I'll cook for you, I'll clean for you, and I'll fulfill all of your most wild sexual fantasies and desires"

    Tom bends down picks up the frog and brings it to his face, He then takes the frog and stuffs it in his pocket.

    Ed says "Tom what in blue blazes are you doing?"

    Tom looks at Ed and says "He#% Ed at my age I'd rather have a talking frog!"

  2. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    That is cute, hope I never get that old.

  3. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
    hea that is a great one there
  4. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  5. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
  6. 8 point

    8 point New Member

    Aug 4, 2004
    SW MO
    Good one:hysterical::hysterical:
  7. callaojoe

    callaojoe Máistir an pointe hocht.

    Jan 21, 2004
    N/C Missouri
    I hear the legs of talkin frogs taste like chicken....:rotfl:

    Sorry, but a nice mess of frog legs is hard to pass up....
  8. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002
  9. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    Well I think I would kiss it first, then if nothing happened:behead: