Talking dog for sale.......

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by xxx, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. xxx

    xxx Guest

    A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
    Talking Dog For Sale.

    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a Labrador retriever just sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.
    "Yep," the Lab replies.
    "So, what's your story?"
    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
    I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
  2. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    Notice the dog is male???

  3. xxx

    xxx Guest

    :peepwall::peepwall: No.. but I see you sure did......... and pretty quickly too I might add........:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  4. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Hey now... I have heard a lot of tall tales out of female dogs!

    I remember following one all day long that was birdy just about every time we looked. Got skunked that day!
  5. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    well MrB did nto post a story about that now did he????
  6. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Yep.. guess talking dogs all the way. :bangin:
  7. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004
    :smiley: That's funny either way! Male or female. :cheers:
  8. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.