Someone tell my co-workers that you can't lift an old heavy garage door with a broken spring by your

Discussion in 'Social Club' started by Curtis, Nov 3, 2010.

  1. Curtis

    Curtis Active Member

    I'm being called out about missing work with the truck in the garage.

    Aparently I work with Superman, the Incredible Hulk, and Janet Reno because they think they can get it open :blah:

    It takes a good 3 people to open that door...maybe 2 if you want to take the chance of going to the hospital :thinking:
     
  2. Big L

    Big L Trapper Groupie

    Aug 8, 2008
    Bonne Terre
    Seein any chasin in your neck of the garage
     

  3. Curtis

    Curtis Active Member

    [rquote=1877896&tid=130799&author=Big L]Seein any chasin in your neck of the garage[/rquote]

    Yeah, the mice are comming into heat :quackquack:
     
  4. Judah

    Judah Crossbow supporter

    Oct 19, 2007
    Warren County
    I lifted mine... :whistle:
     
  5. Judah

    Judah Crossbow supporter

    Oct 19, 2007
    Warren County
    With the help of the garage door motor and my big muscles. :wave:
     
  6. Judah

    Judah Crossbow supporter

    Oct 19, 2007
    Warren County
    But you are right, the average human being has no chance.
     
  7. Spartan46

    Spartan46 New Member

    Put 'em on the line> I'll tell the sorry so and so's for ya:mad2::mad2::mad2:
     
  8. Bowtech

    Bowtech New Member

    Sep 15, 2010
    Barnhart, Mo.
    We had real trouble lifting mine when one of the springs broke. It took me and 3 neighbors to get it opened. Had to get the truck and car out and then prop it up till the repairmen got there, I didn't want to chance putting it back down as heavy as it was. I also have an older garage door that is wood.
     
  9. Judah

    Judah Crossbow supporter

    Oct 19, 2007
    Warren County
    Its funny because my best friends spring broke this morning. Wierd. Must have been the cold night? :shrug:
     
  10. joebuck

    joebuck New Member

    832
    Dec 8, 2008
    St. Peters
    Im getting it open:D:superman:
     
  11. Curtis

    Curtis Active Member

    I heard an explosion outside the night around 9pm before but didn't put two and two together until I tried to go to work in the morning.
     
  12. cummins5.9

    cummins5.9 Baller, shot caller

    Sep 27, 2006
    Yes
    My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.
     
  13. Judah

    Judah Crossbow supporter

    Oct 19, 2007
    Warren County
    [rquote=1877961&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9]My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.[/rquote]

    If you have never experienced this, you have NO idea just how hard it is to raise that thing. I thought the same thing till I had to do it.
     
  14. Curtis

    Curtis Active Member

    [rquote=1877961&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9]My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.[/rquote]

    What material is yours made of?
     
  15. cummins5.9

    cummins5.9 Baller, shot caller

    Sep 27, 2006
    Yes
    [rquote=1877967&tid=130799&author=curtism1234][rquote=1877961&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9]My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.[/rquote]

    What material is yours made of?
    [/rquote]

    Lead and concrete.
     
  16. Wings Fan 19

    Wings Fan 19 Well-Known Member

    Dec 4, 2008
    Kansas City, MO.
    [rquote=1877978&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9][rquote=1877967&tid=130799&author=curtism1234][rquote=1877961&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9]My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.[/rquote]

    What material is yours made of?
    [/rquote]

    Lead and concrete.[/rquote]
    :superman::claphands:
     
  17. BigJake

    BigJake New Member

    Dec 27, 2005
    [rquote=1877978&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9][rquote=1877967&tid=130799&author=curtism1234][rquote=1877961&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9]My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.[/rquote]

    What material is yours made of?
    [/rquote]

    Lead and concrete.[/rquote]

    I bet it's got asbestos in it too.
     
  18. Judah

    Judah Crossbow supporter

    Oct 19, 2007
    Warren County
    :bull::stickfight:
     
  19. cummins5.9

    cummins5.9 Baller, shot caller

    Sep 27, 2006
    Yes
    [rquote=1877987&tid=130799&author=BigJake][rquote=1877978&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9][rquote=1877967&tid=130799&author=curtism1234][rquote=1877961&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9]My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.[/rquote]

    What material is yours made of?
    [/rquote]

    Lead and concrete.[/rquote]

    I bet it's got asbestos in it too. [/rquote]

    Nah, tore that out with me bare hands a while back. Filled in the empty spots where the asbestos was with more lead.
     
  20. Judah

    Judah Crossbow supporter

    Oct 19, 2007
    Warren County
    [rquote=1877995&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9][rquote=1877987&tid=130799&author=BigJake][rquote=1877978&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9][rquote=1877967&tid=130799&author=curtism1234][rquote=1877961&tid=130799&author=cummins5.9]My lord! I've never seen such a group of weaklings. I'd suggest that if you can't lift a garage door, you probably need to file for total disability.[/rquote]

    What material is yours made of?
    [/rquote]

    Lead and concrete.[/rquote]

    I bet it's got asbestos in it too. [/rquote]

    Nah, tore that out with me bare hands a while back. Filled in the empty spots where the asbestos was with more lead.[/rquote]

    Where's that post you had about if you were a good person or not again? :rof2: