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Got some tail feathers to get to mailman


I looked online and usps said the best route would be
Pickup Jefferson city>arrive Chicago>depart>arrive west Virginia>depart>arrive dallas>depart>arrive blue springs>depart>arrive springfield>depart>arrive blue springs>out for delivery
Estimated delivery of 17 days

If anyone is goin that route holler
 

· Máistir an pointe hocht.
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Just call Rat, have him pick them up and deliver them.... He don't have nuthin else to do anyway. :wave1:
 
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· Máistir an pointe hocht.
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I wont be heading that way anytime soon and really dont want to be involved in any illegal activity.
He didn't say nothing about stuffing them with Pot before you picked them up. :wave1: :D
 

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Attach them to a pigeon
It will get there faster
 

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Got some tail feathers to get to mailman

I looked online and usps said the best route would be
Pickup Jefferson city>arrive Chicago>depart>arrive west Virginia>depart>arrive dallas>depart>arrive blue springs>depart>arrive springfield>depart>arrive blue springs>out for delivery
Estimated delivery of 17 days

If anyone is goin that route holler
Wait, you can't just send them straight to Miller County?

To Mailman
Miller County 38.7456 acres
Missouri, 'Merica
P.S. it's close to the pipeline and chicken farm and dozer trail and three turkeys and playhouse.
 

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Attach them to a pigeon
It will get there faster
Are you saying that putting turkey feathers on a pigeon is like putting a turbocharger on your car?:thinking::thinking::thinking:
 
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· Máistir an pointe hocht.
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Are you saying that putting turkey feathers on a pigeon is like putting a turbocharger on your car?:thinking::thinking::thinking:
More like putting a baseball card in the spokes of your banana bike.... :D
 

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Pretty sure he wanted breast feathers and the beard....
 
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Got some tail feathers to get to mailman

I looked online and usps said the best route would be
Pickup Jefferson city>arrive Chicago>depart>arrive west Virginia>depart>arrive dallas>depart>arrive blue springs>depart>arrive springfield>depart>arrive blue springs>out for delivery
Estimated delivery of 17 days

If anyone is goin that route holler
looking to send it USPS, smart!
 
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