[Refuze2falo]

Got some tail feathers to get to mailman


I looked online and usps said the best route would be
Pickup Jefferson city>arrive Chicago>depart>arrive west Virginia>depart>arrive dallas>depart>arrive blue springs>depart>arrive springfield>depart>arrive blue springs>out for delivery
Estimated delivery of 17 days

If anyone is goin that route holler

 

[callaojoe]

Just call Rat, have him pick them up and deliver them.... He don't have nuthin else to do anyway. :wave1:

 

[rat]

I wont be heading that way anytime soon and really dont want to be involved in any illegal activity.

 

[callaojoe]

I wont be heading that way anytime soon and really dont want to be involved in any illegal activity.

He didn't say nothing about stuffing them with Pot before you picked them up. :wave1:

 

[Judah]

Attach them to a pigeon
It will get there faster

 

[CRE10]

Got some tail feathers to get to mailman

I looked online and usps said the best route would be
Pickup Jefferson city>arrive Chicago>depart>arrive west Virginia>depart>arrive dallas>depart>arrive blue springs>depart>arrive springfield>depart>arrive blue springs>out for delivery
Estimated delivery of 17 days

If anyone is goin that route holler

Wait, you can't just send them straight to Miller County?

To Mailman
Miller County 38.7456 acres
Missouri, 'Merica
P.S. it's close to the pipeline and chicken farm and dozer trail and three turkeys and playhouse.

 

[bluecan]

Attach them to a pigeon
It will get there faster

Are you saying that putting turkey feathers on a pigeon is like putting a turbocharger on your car?:thinking::thinking::thinking:

 

[callaojoe]

Are you saying that putting turkey feathers on a pigeon is like putting a turbocharger on your car?:thinking::thinking::thinking:

More like putting a baseball card in the spokes of your banana bike....

 

[CRE10]

@Mailman

 

[bluecan]

More like putting a baseball card in the spokes of your banana bike....

Is that how the ****** used to do it?

 

[PHhunter]

Pretty sure he wanted breast feathers and the beard....

 

[callaojoe]

Is that how the ****** used to do it?

THat, or just knock coconuts together, whatever was handy. :wave1:

 

[bluecan]

THat, or just knock coconuts together, whatever was handy. :wave1:

No, coconuts are tropical, this is a temperate zone!

 

[20']

Got some tail feathers to get to mailman

I looked online and usps said the best route would be
Pickup Jefferson city>arrive Chicago>depart>arrive west Virginia>depart>arrive dallas>depart>arrive blue springs>depart>arrive springfield>depart>arrive blue springs>out for delivery
Estimated delivery of 17 days

If anyone is goin that route holler

looking to send it USPS, smart!

 

[HarvDog]

17 days ain’t bad

 

[CRE10]

Free bump for the lunch crowd.

 

[callaojoe]

No, coconuts are tropical, this is a temperate zone!

Maybe they migrated, or were carried by European Swallows. :wave1:

 

[CRE10]

Bump for the afternoon crowd.

 

[ryanlowe02]

I have a hitch hauler cargo rack I can donate for the trip. Shouldn't fall out.

 

[20']

what color feathers are you sending him? Are they for tickling or what is the intended use?