PET peeves

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Big John, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
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    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
    9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
    Now lay off me on some of these thing's, We both know who's boss here!!!? You don't see me picking up your poop do you ???
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  3. shortmag

    shortmag New Member

    Feb 22, 2006

  4. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    That's pretty funny!
  5. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    hahaha now that has to be what dogs think