PERKS OF BEING OVER 60

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Bricky, May 21, 2009.

  1. Bricky

    Bricky Active Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    Bonne Terre Mo.
    NO,NOT ME, I AINT OVER 60 :roll2:

    PERKS OF BEING OVER 60

    Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.. Don't laugh.....it is all true...



    Perks of reaching 60 and heading towards 70!

    01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

    05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

    09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11.. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.



    And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
     
  2. yankee

    yankee Senior Member

    #9 :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     

  3. lma

    lma Active Member

    :rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  4. CLIFFHANGER

    CLIFFHANGER Active Member

    :cheers: Not looking forward to getting past 60:scared::thinking: but it beats the other choices when one gets their
     
  5. Mailman

    Mailman Well-Known Member

    Feb 2, 2005
    Blue Springs Mo
    Only 1. through 18 plus the last one apply to me.....:bored:

    I'll ad one more......Hooters girls will sit on your lap......unafraid.
     
  6. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    mexico,mo.
  7. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    I was reading it but had to take a baffroom break about #12.

    I'll get back to you. LOL

    funny stuff bricky. :cheers:
     
  8. Chairman

    Chairman Senior Member

    Dec 2, 2002
    Henry County
    [rquote=1270902&tid=88975&author=Mailman]
    I'll ad one more......Hooters girls will sit on your lap......unafraid.[/rquote]


    :hysterical:
     
  9. fishshooter

    fishshooter Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Reform
    [rquote=1270902&tid=88975&author=Mailman]Only 1. through 18 plus the last one apply to me.....:bored:

    I'll ad one more......Hooters girls will sit on your lap......unafraid.[/rquote]

    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

    I think that's just cause you look sweet and innocent