One For DSG-The Old Cow

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by JackJr, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. JackJr

    JackJr New Member

    Nov 30, 2002
    Land Of BLAHS
    The Old Cow

    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the old cow was killed.

    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.

    He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened?" asked Hillary.

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

    The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow

  2. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004

  3. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  4. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
  5. JackJr

    JackJr New Member

    Nov 30, 2002
    Land Of BLAHS
    What's really good about this joke is, DSG and I were talking about this very thing Saturday. We came to the conclusion we both have deep feelings about Hitlery and they're all bad.

  6. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
  7. Booches

    Booches Member

    Jan 8, 2003
    Columbia, Missouri
    That is HILLARYious!!!
  8. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    Can't wait for that joke to get to capitolhillary !
  9. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas