Old men

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Big John, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.
    >I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    >The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, and blue.
    >The old man kept staring at him.
    >The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When
    >the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old
    >man, never done anything wild in your life?
    >The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had
    >sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
  2. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :hysterical::hysterical: Yeah!

  3. JackJr

    JackJr New Member

    Nov 30, 2002
    Land Of BLAHS

  4. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  5. Hayzer

    Hayzer New Member

  6. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    That's pretty funny!
    Would have made my lunch at the mall to hear that!