Old Farmerisms

Discussion in 'Social Club' started by swmo, Feb 19, 2006.

  1. Seen these in a local paper and got chuckle out of them.

    "Life is simpler when you plow around the stump"
     
  2. "A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor"
     

  3. "Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong"
     
  4. "Keep skunks, bankers, and LAWYERS at a distance"
     
  5. "The best sermons are lived, not preached."
     
  6. "Always drink upstream from the heard"
     
  7. "If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'"
     
  8. Just for you Pman,

    "Timing has a lot to with the outcome of a rain dance" :dancin:
     
  9. Last one,

    "Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time."

    :cheers:
     
  10. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    MO
    Yup!
    Thanks for sharing those--- I enjoyed them!
    :cheers::cheers:
     
  11. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :cheers::cheers:
     
  12. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    Hey it worked that night!!!
     
  13. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
  14. PMan

    PMan Retired

    Dec 3, 2002
    As well as not ticking off the neighbors!:stickfight:


    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  15. Chairman

    Chairman Senior Member

    Dec 2, 2002
    Henry County

    I can personally vouch for that one...OUCH! :eek:
     
  16. WhiteTailer

    WhiteTailer Active Member

    Apr 20, 2005
    Centralia
    when building Fence. What side should the wire be.

    on the property line, FENCE YOUR NEIBHORS OUT
    inside your property, Fence your Cattle in
     
  17. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
    Generally by the time I figure out I'm in a hole my wife is fillin it in with me still in it!:stickfight:
     
  18. mobiggerbucks

    mobiggerbucks New Member

    Jul 21, 2005
    lake of the ozarks
    That guy works so slow , I had to set a stake to see him move . I been worken like a loaned out mule . If you want to win at golf , just hit it where they mow .
     
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    :rotfl::rotfl::eek: