Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by PMan, Feb 19, 2006.

  1. PMan

    PMan Retired

    Dec 3, 2002
    A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in a restaurant. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
    "Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. I'm just the manager."
    "Can you get him for me? - I need to speak to him." she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.
    "I'm afraid I can't", breathes the manager - clearly aroused, "he's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
    "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message." she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    "Tell him" she says - "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
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  3. Thats totally nasty!![​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  4. Goldtip

    Goldtip New Member

    Aug 29, 2005
    Santa Fe MO
    Oh that is just wrong!!!!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
  5. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    yeah that is bad just goes to show never trust a woman to much
  6. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
    Yea that was just totally wrong
  7. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    Well what did he expect, she had been carp fishing all day?
  8. D.R.N.18

    D.R.N.18 New Member

    Feb 13, 2006
    :cool3::cool3::cool3: That was disgusting, but hilarious!!!
  9. JarJar

    JarJar New Member

    Sep 27, 2005
    :cool3::cool3::cool3::cool3: Could have done without that one today! :cool3::cool3::cool3:
  10. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Well... it did say that she was rather attractive.
  11. Grumpy

    Grumpy New Member

    Jul 5, 2004
    Central MO
    When you get right down to it...THAT STINKS.
  12. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    Siiiiick man! :fart:
  13. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  14. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    Oh man, and the first thing I see Monday morning..........:rotfl: