Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Satch, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. Satch

    Satch Senior Member

    Aug 5, 2008
    Central MO
    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
    real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
    'Kin ya swallar?'


    The woman shakes her head no.

    Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her hea d no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
    As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

    His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
     
  2. buffalo12888

    buffalo12888 Active Member

    679
    Aug 25, 2008
    franklin county

  3. deadeye5

    deadeye5 Active Member

    Sep 30, 2008
    Kcmo
    :claphands::claphands:
     
  4. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
    :rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  5. tometusns

    tometusns New Member

    624
    Jan 13, 2007
    swmo.
    Yikes:eek:....and my guess is if that woulda been a guy he woulda choked to death....:thinking: just sayin...lol...