Mother-in-law killed

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by sand_manms, May 20, 2009.

  1. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
    A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

    While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways.

    At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply.

    Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

    The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
     
  2. Kickers288

    Kickers288 Active Member

    :claphands::claphands::cheers:
     

  3. :claphands::claphands::claphands::claphands::claphands:
     
  4. lma

    lma Active Member

    :rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  5. hillbilly

    hillbilly Senior Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    Fulton Mo
    :claphands::claphands::claphands::claphands::cheers:
     
  6. deadeye5

    deadeye5 Active Member

    Sep 30, 2008
    Kcmo
  7. venatic

    venatic ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    :rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  8. TOBRYAN

    TOBRYAN Well-Known Member

    Dec 4, 2002
    Liberty, Mo
    Yes a good mule!!
     
  9. fishshooter

    fishshooter Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Reform
  10. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    mexico,mo.
    :hysterical::hysterical:
     
  11. blevely

    blevely White Board Man

    Jul 15, 2004
    Here and There
    Put me on that list mr farmer, put me on that list:claphands::claphands::claphands:
     
  12. Lonnie

    Lonnie New Member

    138
    Mar 9, 2009
    Columbia Mo
    now thats funny
     
  13. Satch

    Satch Senior Member

    Aug 5, 2008
    Central MO
    how long do you reckon the list is now?
     
  14. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
    :rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2: