1. Whitemarsh

    Whitemarsh New Member

    Jan 1, 2006
    Greene Co.
    A good clean joke from my ex-mother-in-law in honor of the first Friday of Lent: :)

    Lars, a Norwegian from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Since it was Lent, the Catholics were prohibited from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The priest came to visit Lars, and suggested that Lars convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Lars attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Lars, he said, "You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are Catholic."

    Lars's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Lars's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Lars, he stopped in amazement and watched.

    There stood Lars, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You were born a deer and raised a deer, but now you are a walleye."
  2. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    I can appreciate that one! :D:D:D:D:cheers:

  3. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  4. spm26191

    spm26191 New Member

    Oct 13, 2005
    Mexico, MO
    Yes. They are barbecuing burgers and pork steaks for lunch today here where I work and I am eating a fish sandwich.:rotfl: