Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you....

Discussion in 'Social Club' started by JMAC, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. JMAC

    JMAC Senior Member

    Aug 31, 2005
    Cole County
    THE WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS



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    And the world's Number One Thinnest Books.

    MY BOOK OF MORALS
    by Bill Clinton
    with introduction
    by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
     
  2. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    City Evacuations Made Easy

    mayor Ray Nagan
     

  3. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Sustained Lead or Swing Through... A Guide to Shooting at Helicopters

    by the Fine Citizens of New Orleans
     
  4. Vector

    Vector VECtor Custom Calls

    Feb 11, 2003
    N/C MO
    "How to have a monopoly without it being called one"

    By: The oil companies

    Parker
     
  5. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    Good un..............:cheers:
     
  6. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    LOL......I can get you a copy of this one if you like!!!:hysterical:
     
  7. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    MY WILD YEARS, by Al Gore.....I bet he's a real fireball!!!
     
  8. spm26191

    spm26191 New Member

    211
    Oct 13, 2005
    Mexico, MO
    MY LIFE AS A SUICIDE BOMBER- by Raheed El Mahammad
     
  9. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    IF THE SHOE FITS....by, you guessed it, the shoe bomber....
     
  10. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    HOW TO GET OUT OF A TICKET......by Rodney King
     
  11. spm26191

    spm26191 New Member

    211
    Oct 13, 2005
    Mexico, MO
    MY COMPLETE BOOK OF ETHICAL HUNTING TACTICS-

    By Mitch Rompola




    Sorry:sniper:
     
  12. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    Preface by Jimmy Houston!!!
     
  13. Vector

    Vector VECtor Custom Calls

    Feb 11, 2003
    N/C MO
    :hysterical:
    :hysterical:
    :hysterical:

    You guys are KILLING ME!

    Parker
     
  14. Vector

    Vector VECtor Custom Calls

    Feb 11, 2003
    N/C MO
    HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET

    by: Al Gore



    Side note: What has happened to ol' Mitch anyways? I have not heard anything about him for several years!

    Parker
     
  15. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    NEED MORE FANS???? A how to book by the Dixie Chicks...
     
  16. Snowman

    Snowman New Member

    Mar 8, 2005
    Stover
    My redneck years .....By John Kerry

    Faithful Marraige Techniques....By Bill Clinton

    Relaxing employment positions with the US Postal Service
     
  17. Vector

    Vector VECtor Custom Calls

    Feb 11, 2003
    N/C MO
    TRUE LOVE

    by Anna Nicole
     
  18. FiremanBrad

    FiremanBrad New Member

    Preface by MY EX WIFE....lol
     
  19. Snowman

    Snowman New Member

    Mar 8, 2005
    Stover
    How to mind your own bussiness...By Tom Cruise
     
  20. Snowman

    Snowman New Member

    Mar 8, 2005
    Stover
    Mastering Adult Relationships....By Michael Jackson