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A pair of jumper cables walk in to a bar. The bar tender walks over and looks at them kind of suspicious, he looks them up and down. Finally he says “ Alright you can come in… Just don’t start anythingâ€
 

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:rof2::rof2::rof2:

That's as good as bacon and eggs walk into a bar and the bartender says, "sorry we don't serve breakfast"
 

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Or as good as the two strings that walk into the bar. The bartender says we don't serve strings here. The strings walk outside and tie themselves together and walk back in. The bartender asks "Aren't you those two strings who were just in here?" The strings reply "I'm afraid not!"
 

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:shrug::shrug:
 

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wow, and the hits keep coming.
 

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In the spirit of good ol corny jokes!!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his privates.

Bartender says "You know you have a steering wheel hangin from your privates?"

Pirates says "AYE tis driving me nuts!"
 

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A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of Less, please?"

"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"

"I've no idea," replies the guy, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less."
 
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