joke

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by farmdude, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. farmdude

    farmdude New Member

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    Jan 15, 2008
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    Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Potomac River .

    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I j ust don't get it."

    "'Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

    "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.
    "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

    "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Halls of Congress."

    "Same here. Hmm... How do you catch them?"

    "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the dung out of them and eat 'em!"

    "Ah!" says the big Crocodile. "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the dung out of a politician, there's nothing left but a briefcase."
     
  2. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
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