I'm just fine.......

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    A farmer named Clyde was in an accident involving a semi-truck and trailer.
    In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
    "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?", asked the lawyer.

    Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
    loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

    "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer
    the question." "Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm

    Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
    driving down the road...."

    The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
    establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the
    Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks
    after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
    Please tell him to simply answer the question."

    By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and
    said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
    favorite mule, Bessie."

    Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had
    just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving
    her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop
    sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch
    and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't
    want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning.
    I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

    Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He
    could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After
    he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

    Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me,
    and asked 'How are you feeling?'

    "Now, what would you say?"