I give up

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by semodeerhunter, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. semodeerhunter

    semodeerhunter New Member

    Dec 25, 2002
    perryville mo
    A lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota. He shot and
    dropped a bird but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a
    fence.

    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on
    his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded,

    "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
    The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not
    coming over here."

    The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in
    California and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and
    take everything you own."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we
    settle disputes in North Dakota. We settle small disagreements like this
    with the North Dakota Three Kick Rule."

    The lawyer asked, "What's that?"

    The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land,
    first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on
    back and forth until someone gives up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided
    that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the
    local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up
    to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed
    work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second
    kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The
    barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end sent
    him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.

    Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot.
    Now it's my turn."

    [I love this part.....]

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck"
     
  2. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    love it heard it before but i love it
     

  3. Rebel2

    Rebel2 Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2003
    Ozark, MO
    :hysterical: thats great
     
  4. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    MO
    Smart old man... :wink4:
     
  5. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
    that was great never heard it
     
  6. Bricky

    Bricky Active Member

    Jul 11, 2003
    Bonne Terre Mo.
    an oldy
    but still a goody:hysterical:
     
  7. Brake

    Brake Active Member

    Jan 28, 2005
    Livingston Co MO
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  8. Lynette

    Lynette Member

    243
    Oct 18, 2005
    :cheers: great, can we adopt that in Missouri. Please:banana:
     
  9. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    mexico,mo.
    new one on me:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
     
  10. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :hysterical::hysterical::cheers:
     
  11. JarJar

    JarJar New Member

    Sep 27, 2005
    That's Great!!!:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  12. Snowman

    Snowman New Member

    Mar 8, 2005
    Stover
    I wish I would have read this sooner!:confused:
     
  13. covey

    covey New Member

    124
    Apr 1, 2004
    Rolla
    I have never heard that one before. It sure is a good one.