I am , perhaps , the best turkey calling expert I have ever met . There are some things that I have learned to say to turkeys , too wit , I have no equals . I ,my friends , have learned to speak to turkeys in a COMPLETE SENTENCE . I don't do any of that HEY,HEY stuff . Not me . I can explain the situation to them and make them do exactly as I say . There is no one on this planet that can equal my skills . I have learned to say " one more step and I will blow your head off " I have also mastered the phrase " don't even THINK about crossing that ditch" . ( not bad eh? ) How about this one ? " When you fly down out of that tree , go away and never come back and gobble all the way over the hill " If there is anyone reading this who does not believe me then I will invite you to go hunting with me and I will demonstrate my skills . I only shoot deaf turkeys .