Hillbilly Vasectomy

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Ginger, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. Ginger

    Ginger Administrator Staff Member

    Nov 23, 2003
    Chariton County
    After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
    So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
    could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
    "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
    shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
    "Trust me," said the doctor.
    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
    resumed counting on his other hand...
    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi,
    Missouri, West Virginia and Washington DC.
  2. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    Ginger You are a naughty girl .LOL

  3. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    bad girl:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  4. Ginger

    Ginger Administrator Staff Member

    Nov 23, 2003
    Chariton County
    I believe I shall plead the fifth. :hysterical:
  5. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
    yes but that was a good one
  6. huntingmo

    huntingmo New Member

    Jul 20, 2004
  7. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002
    Hey shortmag this sounds like the guy Zane told us about who stole his amonia for the meth lab !
  8. Lynette

    Lynette Member

    Oct 18, 2005
    Awesome :dancin:
  9. beanpile

    beanpile just a no body

    actually after having one last week that doesnt sound to fdifferent..hopefully I'll be better soon.. Down under is still a bit tender afer 2 weeks
  10. xxx

    xxx Guest

    :banghead::banghead: Good one girl......... :cheers::cheers::cheers:
  11. JackJr

    JackJr New Member

    Nov 30, 2002
    Land Of BLAHS
    Ginger, that is one of my favorite jokes.:dancin: Now are you going to be at the Classic sose we can embarrass you about that joke?

  12. Ginger

    Ginger Administrator Staff Member

    Nov 23, 2003
    Chariton County
    Well, had originally planned on going Trout fishing/camping with the other half this weekend, but now I have to work Friday and Saturday, so I guess if I feel froggy I may go for a little drive and see what you yahoos are up to.
  13. JBMan

    JBMan New Member

    Nov 16, 2004

    i sure got a "kick" out of that one

    great joke!