That girl is a good egg. He should have put a ring on it.Be careful out there fellas.
First thing I thought also....I know I'm going to reveal myself as a prude but I've just never been into urine and machetes.
And why the hell does using a machete to force someone to have sex only get you to class two sex offender? What's a gal gotta do to make it to the pros? If it was a man he'd be fast laned to level one. Obvious sexual discrimination. #metoo
The problem with that is that a lot of woman say, "I'm a little crazy! (Giggle giggle)" when what they really mean is "I'm super b!tchy!" So guys don't expect to ever hook up with a real nut job, they just think they have to put up with a little attitude until they find something else to tap. You know, business as usual. Then when they get a real life Kathy bates they aren't prepared to deal with it.And I bet she told him she was crazy first, but guys never listen!