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I was on her side till she pissed the bed.
 
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"which he argued would cost him $600 to replace"...would? Someone peed all over your bed and you haven't replaced it yet? Yikes.
 

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If only I had a dollar for every time that has happened to me. I'd be a rich man!

Two words of advice.....Mattress protector!
 

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If only I had a dollar for every time that has happened to me. I'd be a rich man!

Two words of advice.....Mattress protector!
 
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Gonna miss one shots experience on this
I posted in the fishing forum in hopes to dangle a lure in front of him and get a bite. I often live life with the motto of WWOD, What Would Oneshot do?
 

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Even in my good days arousal and a machete weilding woman don't mix
 

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A crazy woman who has a machete and is horny gives another meaning to the old saying "use it or lose it"
 
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I know I’m going to reveal myself as a prude but I’ve just never been into urine and machetes.

And why the hell does using a machete to force someone to have sex only get you to class two sex offender? What’s a gal gotta do to make it to the pros? If it was a man he’d be fast laned to level one. Obvious sexual discrimination. #metoo
 

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I know I'm going to reveal myself as a prude but I've just never been into urine and machetes.

And why the hell does using a machete to force someone to have sex only get you to class two sex offender? What's a gal gotta do to make it to the pros? If it was a man he'd be fast laned to level one. Obvious sexual discrimination. #metoo
First thing I thought also....
 

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And I bet she told him she was crazy first, but guys never listen!
The problem with that is that a lot of woman say, "I'm a little crazy! (Giggle giggle)" when what they really mean is "I'm super b!tchy!" So guys don't expect to ever hook up with a real nut job, they just think they have to put up with a little attitude until they find something else to tap. You know, business as usual. Then when they get a real life Kathy bates they aren't prepared to deal with it.
 
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