Hallmark writers

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by htredneck, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. htredneck

    htredneck Well-Known Member

    Dec 9, 2008
    Cass County, MO
    Yes, even Hallmark writes have bad days...

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    My tire was thumping.
    I thought it was flat
    When I looked at the tire...
    I noticed your cat.

    Sorry!
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    Heard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.

    But don't fret about it...
    She moved in with me.

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    Looking back over the years
    That we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder...
    'What the heck was I thinking?'

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    Congratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your husband.

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    How could two people as beautiful as you
    Have such an ugly baby?

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    *I've always wanted to have
    Someone to hold,
    Someone to love.
    After having met you
    I've changed my mind.

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    *I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
    I never believed in Hades until I met you.

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    *As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
    That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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    Congratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go....
    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
    You'll probably need it again.

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    Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad
    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia & Alberta)

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    Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
    Almost Lifelike!

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    *When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
    Now that we've broken up,
    I think it's time you kept your promise.

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    We have been friends for a very long time ..
    Let's say we stop?

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    I'm so miserable without you
    It's almost like you're here.

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    Congratulations on your new bundle of joy
    Did you ever find out who the father was?

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    Your friends and I wanted to do
    Something special for your birthday.
    So we're having you put to sleep.

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    So your daughter's a hooker,
    And it spoiled your day.
    Look at the bright side,
    it's really good pay
     

  2. venatic

    venatic ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    May have to borrow some of those.:peepwall:
     
  3. CoHunter

    CoHunter New Member

    May 19, 2007
    Colorado
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  4. JustBob

    JustBob New Member

    i know a lot of people who work at hallmark. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. but i smirked.
     
  5. deadeye5

    deadeye5 Active Member

    Sep 30, 2008
    Kcmo
  6. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    mexico,mo.
  7. thompson

    thompson Active Member

    Nov 26, 2007
    :rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  8. tometusns

    tometusns New Member

    624
    Jan 13, 2007
    swmo.
    :rof2::claphands:
     
  9. tometusns

    tometusns New Member

    624
    Jan 13, 2007
    swmo.
    oh yah..my wife was rollin too
     
  10. Bass Fishin

    Bass Fishin New Member

    Jun 1, 2009
    Nothern MO
  11. MrsRebel

    MrsRebel New Member

    Sep 22, 2006
    Ozark, MO
    :rof2: i love it. its hard to read them and not laugh while on the phone
     
  12. knockemdeadd

    knockemdeadd Active Member

    Feb 3, 2007
    Arnold(St Louis)
    :rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2::rof2:

    thats some hilarious stuff there !:hysterical: