GUYs are easy..........

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by membergone, Feb 25, 2006.

  1. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004

    A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
    She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
    immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
    As he did, she gently caressed his full beard "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
    "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running
    her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can

    "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
    "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"


  2. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
  3. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004

  4. Bowpredator

    Bowpredator New Member

    Jul 24, 2003
    Licking Missouri
    That's it! I'm boycotting women!
  5. Bowpredator

    Bowpredator New Member

    Jul 24, 2003
    Licking Missouri
  6. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
  7. glennasher1

    glennasher1 Well-Known Member

    Sep 16, 2004
    Radcliff, KY
    GUYs are easy.......... Cheap, too!:wave:
  8. Hatch

    Hatch New Member

    Jul 17, 2005
    OFallon MO