Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Squatter, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. Squatter

    Squatter Member

    Aug 15, 2003
    St. Peters MO
    An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat
    down at a bar and ordered a drink.

    As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

    "Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love

    "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeeper.

    "That's right. My last four scores were seven year ago."

  2. Rebel2

    Rebel2 Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2003
    Ozark, MO