Free S?x!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by kc704, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. kc704

    kc704 Senior Member

    Dec 9, 2004
    A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up".

    Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

    The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

    A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

    The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

    Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won twice last week."
  2. Hayzer

    Hayzer New Member

    Good one!!!

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  4. 8 point

    8 point New Member

    Aug 4, 2004
    SW MO
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::hysterical::horse: I LIKE IT !
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  6. JarJar

    JarJar New Member

    Sep 27, 2005
  7. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    Yea... it's ain't rigged! :banghead::banghead::banghead::wink4:
  8. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
    :eek: :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
  9. spm26191

    spm26191 New Member

    Oct 13, 2005
    Mexico, MO
  10. D.R.N.18

    D.R.N.18 New Member

    Feb 13, 2006