For Hillbilly

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by hunter7x, May 21, 2009.

  1. hunter7x

    hunter7x New Member

    Oct 22, 2002
    Indiana
    At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and sked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?'
    The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
    'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?'
    The little boy nodded yes.
    'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do
    you understand all that?'
    The little boy nodded again.
    He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb butt' is it?'
    Again, the little boy nodded.

    'Good,' said the coach. 'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.



    :D
     
  2. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005

  3. Son_of_Cold_Duck

    Son_of_Cold_Duck 1:8655 idiots right Red?

    Dec 16, 2008
    i\'m skeeered
    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  4. fishshooter

    fishshooter Well-Known Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Reform
  5. deerhunter365

    deerhunter365 Active Member

    Oct 14, 2008
    Salisbury/Marceline
    :claphands::claphands::claphands:
     
  6. :claphands::claphands::claphands::claphands::claphands:
     
  7. venatic

    venatic ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    :rof2::rof2::rof2:
     
  8. nastyjack63

    nastyjack63 Well-Known Member

    Dec 17, 2006
    osage county
    Way to close the truth.
     
  9. deadeye5

    deadeye5 Active Member

    Sep 30, 2008
    Kcmo
  10. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    mexico,mo.
    :hysterical::hysterical: