Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Big John, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

    She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

  2. Hayzer

    Hayzer New Member

  3. 8 point

    8 point New Member

    Aug 4, 2004
    SW MO
  4. huntforfunnfood

    huntforfunnfood New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    new bloomfield mo
    well all bee i am a lesbian too;)
  5. Cherokee

    Cherokee Active Member

    Feb 5, 2005
    Women are an itch you just can't scratch. Guess I'm a lesbian too. Dad gum it.:horse:
  6. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004

    Yea, I liked that joke! :D:wave:
  7. shortmag

    shortmag New Member

    Feb 22, 2006
    I reckon Ive been a lesbian bout as long as I can remember.
  8. venatic

    venatic ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    I reckin' that there are quite a few of us that fit in that category.:rotfl: