Cowboy joke

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Bowpredator, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. Bowpredator

    Bowpredator New Member

    Jul 24, 2003
    Licking Missouri
    A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

    After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda,

    which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then

    asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

    Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken

    advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."

    The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me

    too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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  3. venatic

    venatic ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

  4. JarJar

    JarJar New Member

    Sep 27, 2005
  5. Hayzer

    Hayzer New Member

    Now that's a good one.
  6. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004
    AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dancin::hysterical::dancin::hysterical::dancin:
  7. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.