confusius say!

Discussion in 'Social Club' started by JBMan, Jan 30, 2006.

  1. JBMan

    JBMan New Member

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    Nov 16, 2004
    Jackson
    confusius say " he who fishes in other mans well, often catches crabs"
    :horse:
     
  2. :moon::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

    BTH
     

  3. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    He also says, "man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger"...

    sorry lol
     
  4. JBMan

    JBMan New Member

    481
    Nov 16, 2004
    Jackson
    :hysterical::hysterical:

    he also say " man who walk through airport security sideways going to bangcok!
     
  5. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Thats the one I was trying to think of!! good one!
     
  6. Hayzer

    Hayzer New Member

    "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot"
     
  7. venatic

    venatic ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    Indian who drink 100 cups of tea before bed sleep in tepee.
     
  8. Arrow-1

    Arrow-1 SuperSenior Member

    he who pees uphill, gets pee on his shoe.......ok I made that one up........
     
  9. PMan

    PMan Retired

    Dec 3, 2002
    confushis said none of them--You all are full of it!:wave:


    :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:
     
  10. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    Confusious say woman who fly plane up side down have crack up.
     
  11. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    confusious say man who part hair with tongue need not fret for date
     
  12. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    confusious say Man who wake up a crack of dawn have fishy breath
     
  13. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
  14. JBMan

    JBMan New Member

    481
    Nov 16, 2004
    Jackson
    woman that dont talk fart very loud
     
  15. Hayzer

    Hayzer New Member

    "He who (poops) fast, don't (poop) long"
    You can inserts another word inside the parentheses
     
  16. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    Confusious say shortest sentence is " I am. "
    longest sentence , "I do. "
     
  17. Cherokee

    Cherokee Active Member

    Feb 5, 2005
    Confucious say, "One who farts in church must sit in his own pew."
     
  18. JMAC

    JMAC Senior Member

    Aug 31, 2005
    Cole County
    Is that related to "He who smelt it, dealt it?"

    :hysterical:
     
  19. Hoytshooter

    Hoytshooter Active Member

    Mar 7, 2005
    Small Buck, MO
    he who stick head in party bowl, get punch in nose
     
  20. Hoytshooter

    Hoytshooter Active Member

    Mar 7, 2005
    Small Buck, MO
    man who goes to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand