Castaway Irishman

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by Big John, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
    He thought to himself: It's certainly not a ship.
    And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
    Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear off the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
    The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him: Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?
    Ten years, replied the amazed Irishman.
    With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag. Faith and begorrah, said the man, that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!
    And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey? asked the blonde.
    Trembling, the castaway replied: 10 years.
    Hearing that, the blonde reaches over! to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him.
    He opened the flask and took a long drink.
    Tis nectar of the gods!y stated the Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic!
    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle.
    She looked at the trembling man and asked: And, how long has it been since you played around?
    With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,
    Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!
  2. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
    That one is fine laughed my but off

  3. callaojoe

    callaojoe Máistir an pointe hocht.

    Jan 21, 2004
    N/C Missouri
    Hey now.... Let's not be makin fun of the Irish.....:rotfl:

    Ever hear about the queer Irishman, he loved women more than he loved drinkin.....:hysterical::hysterical:

    BTW.... I'm Irish, so I'm exempt from makin fun of us....
  4. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
    :hysterical::hysterical: I too have Irish ancestors. :wink4::wink4:
  5. Big John

    Big John Active Member

    Oct 24, 2003
    First of all my "come over on the boat ancestors" were Irish, the other half of my family were all ready here Cherokee Indian so pth lol. Great Great Grand father was from Irland and he married a Cherokee Indian. Every now and then I want to get drunk,run thru the woods half naked and scalp someone.:hysterical:
  6. 8 point

    8 point New Member

    Aug 4, 2004
    SW MO
  7. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.