Cardiologist's Funeral!!!!

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by GimpHunter, Feb 9, 2006.

  1. GimpHunter

    GimpHunter New Member

    Oct 4, 2003
    Tamms, Illinois
    Cardiologist's Funeral

    A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
    beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
    thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

    The proctologist fainted.
  2. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005

  3. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
  4. Bronco Brian

    Bronco Brian New Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Georgetown, MN
    I dont care who you are-now thats funny
  5. membergone

    membergone New Member

    Jan 17, 2004
  6. Lynette

    Lynette Member

    Oct 18, 2005
  7. :rotfl::rotfl:
  8. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
  9. JarJar

    JarJar New Member

    Sep 27, 2005
  10. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
  11. Keith

    Keith New Member

    Dec 13, 2002
    Springfield, MO.
  12. Grumpy

    Grumpy New Member

    Jul 5, 2004
    Central MO
    Good one Gimp