Can turkeys fly???

yes

How high??

Nope, but they can sure jump high when they get up there in those roosts of theirs. Also they glide pretty well because I have seen them in a horizontal plain with the ground with an awfully good lift to drag ratio!
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How fast?

ROCKO you have way to much time on your hands

Hmmm, not above FL600, and only as fast as the head pressure can take prior to blowing their feathers off.
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Originally posted by Nicholas
Hmmm, not above FL600, and only as fast as the head pressure can take prior to blowing their feathers off.
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Whats the max head pressure rating on a 20# bearded hen?
chad

He!! yes they can fly and the question you should be asking is how quick, as opposed to how fast. Do you know a turkey can run through its own a$$hole? Thats how quick they are!

Poor Valley, are you going to be in Wentzville for the show this weekend sir?

Originally posted by Poor Valley
He!! yes they can fly and the question you should be asking is how quick, as opposed to how fast. Do you know a turkey can run through its own a$$hole? Thats how quick they are!

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Thats the funniest **** i have ever heard!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::hysterical: I know the can fly. Ive spooked plenty of them. And your right they are fast. I just started some light hearted topics so we could mess around and have fun. And Poor Valley your reply was exactly what i was looking for. You and Nicholas get it.

thanks chad

Your killin me, Turkeys can fly!? So when my wife says; "When monkeys fly outta my :***:!", I should get the 12g out and take aim!?
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No, I won't be there. I will be at the Deer Classic in Columbia on the fourth.

Hey poor valley i got an envelope sitting here on my desk with your name onit. As long as its been here i cant believe i aint lost it. Im gonna try to get it on the way today or tomorow.

thanks chad