Bumper stickers.

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by swmo, Feb 20, 2006.

  1. "IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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    Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
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    If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
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    Horn Broken.. Watch For Finger
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    The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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    I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha
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    So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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    Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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    If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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    Illiterate? Write For Help
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    Honk If Anything Falls Off
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    Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
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    He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
    But is Miles From The Next Exit
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    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
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    You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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    Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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    (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
    If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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    Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
    Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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    Guys: No Shirt, No Service
    Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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    If Walking Is So Good For You,
    Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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    Ax Me About Ebonics
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    Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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    Boldly Going Nowhere
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    Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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    Honk If You've Never Seen
    An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
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    How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
    Before He Admits He is Lost?
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    GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN
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    All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets
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    AND Lastly:
    "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
    AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
     
  2. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Those are all hilarious!!:D:D
     

  3. Cburrows_tx

    Cburrows_tx New Member

    Nov 24, 2004
    Lamar Co. Texas
    :hysterical:
     
  4. henry

    henry Fan Boy aka Mr Twisty and

    outstanding:hysterical:

    :cheers::cheers:
     
  5. rat

    rat Legbone

    Dec 13, 2005
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service
    Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

    hehe.. just wanted to emphasize your quote!! :)
     
  6. semohuntingguy

    semohuntingguy New Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    southeast mo.
  7. venatic

    venatic ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

    I like being petted!:banana:
     
  8. Rebel2

    Rebel2 Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2003
    Ozark, MO
    hahahaha those are great :hysterical:
     
  9. ladeerman

    ladeerman Active Member

    Nov 18, 2005
    Laccassine, LA
    Hilarious swmo!!!:cheers:
     
  10. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    Jun 29, 2004
    MO
    :hysterical: Those are great!
    Thanks for sharing!
    :cheers::cheers: