bored shopper

Discussion in 'Giggles and Grins........... (OPT IN)' started by coyotehunter, Mar 10, 2006.

  1. coyotehunter

    coyotehunter PURE KILLER

    Jan 19, 2005
    Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores.

    We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

    Three of our clerks are attending counseling from the trouble your
    husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.

    Mr. Wally Underpants
    President and CEO of Wal-Mart Complaint Department

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    Re: Mr Bill Fenton - Complaints

    15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse/partner is shopping:

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me

    9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
    mirror, and picked his nose.

    10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

    11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's
    those voices again!!!!"

    (And; last, but not least!)

    15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
  2. Mrwonderful

    Mrwonderful New Member

    Jan 16, 2006
    Sounds normal to me.


  3. sand_manms

    sand_manms New Member

    Dec 13, 2005
    South Mississippi
    and the problem is?